I had to do this post because over the past couple of weeks the amount of nonsense I been hearing in conversations… I am at the end of the rope and I gotta say something…

Yuh Onstand??

Okay so when I talk to Caribbean Men that are single… it’s almost like they are looking for some MAKE BELIEVE woman when they really start to describe what they are looking for… I does be like “You hearing yuhself?”

Okay so you want a woman that does bake and cook like your mom but you want a woman that has her own money and is independent.  LOL… So on the road to independence do you think she took the Coles Notes Version on “How To Make (((Insert Food Item Of Choice))) While Being In Traffic For 1 Hour Commuting To Your Nine To Five”?  I know the ones that are gonna run in and talk about their mother and how she was Wonder Woman… well Cah Blean… date yuh mudda….

You say you looking for a decent woman.. a woman with morals… but in 2 days after meeting her you want her to send you the PINK of her PUSSY in a PICTURE on Whatsapp… and when she takes issue with that.. she’s too uptight for you… so wait.. you want de whore slack one or you want the one that has values?  Just a heads up… the one sending the PUSSY PICTURE in a heartbeat… doesn’t sound like the one you was previously describing to me… ah mean.. ah just saying…

You want a woman that is sexually amazing but then expected her to learn these moves from a book?  Cause if she had more than 2 man something is obviously wrong with her.  “Oh she used to talk to so and so… nah dawg”… Like seriously?  Unless so and so is walking around dragging from HIV… there is a good chance she had sex before… you should thank the man that taught her dem moves deh!!!!

You make noise for women who have kids… but then women such as myself.. who happen to be waiting for marriage… you pass judgement and feel as though something is wrong because no body never “breed me”… when I’mma share a secret with you.. I got more eggs than Egg McMuffins… yaw… 

Not to focus on me… but the amount of times I hear “I could never date you Babbzy, you are around too much men”… like.. wait a second…. what does being around men have to do with anything… like not every single woman out there is just DYING to skin their CRUTCH out for every single dude that smiles, winks, says hi… whoa… what Century are we living in….

And the best one yet… “Babbzy… you too serious”…. “You would cuss me”… like.. are you planning to be a jackass deserving of a cuss out?  Cause I don’t really see why I would be cussing you if you ain’t on some bullshit…. weird…. 

Bottom line is.. Caribbean Dudes.. if you single… think about what you are looking for.  There are 2 different paths if you looking for PUSSY or you looking for a REAL woman to settle down with… there is a thin line with pokey pics on Whatsapp…

Ah gone!!!

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