Yagga yow yagga yow…

I get nuff emails about the last post.  Maybe you should read it first before you start to go through this one http://bit.ly/1QD3GRR… it will make sense if you start there first….

Today though.. I am going to give the men some tips…. cause they said I gave the women TOO much and they want to balance de ting…. okay then…

So fella’s… those of you who do NOT want to be single… lemme tell yuh… some of yuh brains missing screws because every time I talk to you all about why yuh single it is de SAME infractions over and over and over again… so listen to me nah… write this down…

The reasons you struggle dating, to keep a woman, etc… it’s very simple… I will only give you a few suggestions… cause yuh know I will drag this out… lol…

  1.  Too many of you are expecting the woman you dating to be like yuh mudda… sorry.. your mother… I not cussing… lol.. but reality is yuh mudda is probably superwoman.  We know this… especially if your mother is Caribbean.  She could probably run faster than Usain Bolt if she had to… YES… she wonderful.  But the ODDS of you in 2016 finding a woman that can steam fish like yuh mudda is VERY SLIM.  No woman wants to be compared to an OLDER WOMAN….disrespect thing dat bredda… unless your mom is JLO… doh do dat yuh hear… leave yuh MUDDA OUT of the conversation and try to understand that the women in this era have had to turn into breadwinners instead of baking the blasted bread…. try to be flexible nah….
  2. Yuh talking too perverted too early.  This is the KILLER for many of you Caribbean man.  Outside of talking perverted too early you ACTING perverted too early.  Woman doh want you pulling out yuh ROD on the first date to show them.  Nor do they want you to be telling them to “Cock it up fi de backaz”… yow tek out the Vybz Kartel CD nah… put in George Nooks or something and fockin relax man.  Talk about something in the news on your first date to show you have a lil bit of sense… oh gosh man…
  3. The expectation that your woman will be a porno star having never had sex.  This one is serious.  Because you all want woman to “Come fi de daggering” but then you vex when hear she had xxx amount of man before you.  You content with the daggering but vex about the past?  How would she know to “Come fi de daggering” without any experience?  Can you please enlighten me?  Because that is almost impossible….. 
  4. Talking about yuh accomplishments and nothing else.  YES… yuh have a degree… sweet… okay… YES yuh own yuh home… nice… YES yuh have a nice car…. but what else is going on for you besides these items you consistently be talking about?  Yuh have sense?  Yuh have compassion?  No body ain’t studying yuh assets.. if they ARE they are a GOLD DIGGER… lol… study it.. that one there is deep…
  5. Playing hairdresser… this is some disease Caribbean man seem to be walking around with lately… asking woman if dem hair Remy… or is a Lacefront… commenting on a woman perming her hair vs having it natural… who de ass is you?  Why you questioning woman and dem hair for?  Unless she hungry because she spending all she money on hair (only a GIRL would do that.. NOT a woman), you have no reason to discuss a woman’s choices as to why she choosing a particular hairstyle… doh let social media mek you schupid hear… mind yuh fockin business….

Muh fingers tyad….

Come back fi de daggering tomorrow I shalt continue!!!

Luv wunna!!!

Ah gone!!!

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